Where...in the world are you?
they keep saying xerxes this, xerxes that and i mean don’t you understand what you’re doing to me
this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable
"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine
well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries